Zombieland (feat. HARDY) - Jax/HARDY
Produced by:Ben Johnson
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland
When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker
Yeah
Punched me in the gut then he shoved me in a locker
One day I'll be wearin' me a ear-to-ear grin
When he's bangin' on the door screamin' "Let me in"
My ex best friend let's call her Regina
Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school theater
So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer
I'ma feed her to the dead
And then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause
You should have never ****** with my boy
My boy
You should have never ****** with my girl
My girl
You're all out of luck
'Cause you're about to be so ****** at the end of the world
I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive
I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive
Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's
All these NPC's
When the box we created and the aliens invade us
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
Darlin' we'll be just fine
When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan
Walmarts hit the fan
And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland
Haha cute yeah
I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend
"This bunker's full sorry Kate"
I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend
I think his name was Zombie bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone
'Cause I'ma save the dog but the ***** is all alone
I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart
'Cause there's only room for two on this arc
I'll be on my "I Am Legend" ****
You'll be the Will to my Smith
You're the Smith to my Wesson on my hip
On my arm you're the Armae to my Geddon
I don't know what everybody's dreadin' ha
I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive
I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive
Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's
All these NPC's
When the box we created and the aliens invade us
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
Darlin' we'll be just fine
When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan
Walmarts hit the fan
And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland