Blank Space Parody - Bart Baker

What's up people Satan's back

By now everybody knows that's me

And I've got a new hot man

Saw his Vines and I thought

Oh my God look at his face

Who cares if he's underage

Time to ruin your life babe

Wait what

Nothing ah ah

I'm not on Spotify

To hear my album you'll have to pay

It costs 1399

Sold a million in a few days

My God I'm so rich

Some people say I'm a greedy b***h

Now I am painting his portrait

Can I please get up

Move and I'll slit your wrists

I am the dark Lord of evil

One day soon I will rule the Earth

But I got this cute new boyfriend

And I gotta torture his a*s first

This is how I always do it

I cast a sweet love spell

And once they're in my web I become

The girlfriend from hell

There's a mean YouTube guy

Who does song parodies about me

I would like to see him die

Is Bart Baker the one you mean

That's right Bart Baker

I'll crush him that hater

Then why did you copy him

Say what

Have you read the comments on

YouTube about this video

Fans say you stole his plot

By acting nuts and psycho

I've always been this way

You are totally insane

What's wrong sweetheart you look scared

Oh my God you're the Devil

Your worst f**king nightmare

My boyfriend found out I'm Satan

It happens every single time

There's no chance of him escaping

So don't you even try

Now I'm gonna stab his painting

And cut holes in his clothes

Next step is to kill you baby

Dating Satan blows

It's time for you to be tortured

Then you'll be sacrificed

Who are you Pope Francis

And by the power of Christ

I cast you out unclean spirit

Leave her forevermore

I command you to be gone in

The name of the Lord

Did somebody call me

I think I heard my name

I was next door recording

A new song for the hunger games

We're performing an exorcism

Your mom sucks cocks in Hell

The power of Christ compels you

Demon be expelled