Oh arrested on charges over unemployment

He was sitting in the witness stand

The judges wife called a district attorney

She said free that browned eye man

If you want your job you better free that brown eyed handsome man

Well flying across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' in the sand

She'd be walking thirty miles en route to bombay

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years

In fact ever since the world began

There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears

Over a brown eyed handsome man

A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man

Well a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself

A brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Well the milo de venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestling match

To win a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Well a two three the count with nobody home

He hit a hi'flyer into the stand

A rounded third he was a-headin' for home

It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game

It was a brown eyed handsome man