A Fine Romance (Album Version) - Susannah McCorkle

A fine romance

With no kisses

A fine romance

My friend this is

We to should be like

A couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as

Yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance

You won't nestle

A fine romance

You won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance

My good fellow

You take romance

I'll take jello

You're calmer than the seals

In the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels

And no insults your all morals

I've never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

You're just as hard to land

As the I'le de France

I haven't got a chonce

This is a fine romance