Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet

Sexy boys smiled in dismay

She took out four twenties, ‘cause she liked brown figures

Everybody screamed for a day

Oh, babe, I'm on fire and, you know that I admire your body

Why don't we slip away - hey

Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'

She la la la this way - hey

Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la - hey

Baby, come on, let's slip away

Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle

Call out the National Guard

She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees

From off of the formica topped board

And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly

Out of this world

And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion

Sha la la la la later on and then sha la la la la la

He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from

And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently

It was like she never ever come

And then sha la la la la when the sun rose and he made to leave

You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Neither one regretted a thing

- Street Hassle -

Hey, that cunt's not breathing

I think she had too much of something or other

Hey, man, you know what I mean

I don't mean to scare you

But you're the one who came here

And you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave

I'm not being smart or trying to be pulling my part

And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve

But you know people get emotional

And sometimes they just don't act rational

They think they're just on TV - sha la la la, man

Why don't you just slip her away

You know. I'm glad that we met man

It was really nice talking

And I really wish there was a little more time to speak

But you know it could be a hassle

Trying to explain myself to a police officer

About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed

And it's not like we could help

But there's nothing no one could do

And if there was, man, you know I would have been the first

Only, someone turns that blue

Well, it's a universal truth

And you just know: That b**ch will never f**k again

By the way, that's really some bad sh*t

That you came to our place with

But you ought be more careful round the little girls

It's either the best or it's the worst

Since I don't have to choose, I guess I won't

And I know, This is no way to treat a guest

But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet

And just lay her out in the darkest street

And by morning, she's just another hit and run

You know, some people got no choice

And they can never even find a voice

To talk with that they can even call their own

So the first thing, that they see

That allows them the right to be

Why, they follow it

You know, it's called bad luck

- Slip Away -

Believe me, that's just a lie

That's what she tells her friends

There's a real song, the real song

She won't even admit it to herself

Narrow heart, the song let's the people know

It's a painful song

It'll only say the truth

It lasts for sad songs

Twenty for wish

Wish it won't make it so a pretty kiss and a pretty face

Can't have it's way

There're tramps like us who were born to pay

Love has gone away

And there's no one here now

And there's nothing left to way

But, oh, how I miss him, baby

Oh, baby, come on and slip away

Come on, baby, why don't you slip away

Love has gone away

Took the rings of my fingers

And there's nothing left to say

But, oh how, oh how I need you, baby

Come on, baby, I need you baby

Oh, please don't slip away

I need your loving so bad, baby, please don't slip away